After a local bad guy crosses Ajit. 

Ajit: Robert, ees aadmi ko maar Dalo aur ees ki laash ke saath aek kela (banana) aur thoDa milk rakh do. 

Robert: vo kyo^n boss? 

Ajit: Aare bavekuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samajegi ke koi cereal killer ne eeska khoon kiya hey. 

Translation: 

Ajit: Robert, kill this guy and put a banana and some milk next to his body. 
Robert Why Boss? 
Ajit: You stupid, so that police will think that some cereal killer murdered him 






AJIT SAYS: Mona Darling tum pauli ke sath shadi mat karna, warna tumara bhi monopauli ho jaya gi.





ajit:Raaaaaaaabert. is kutte ko Microprocessor mein daal do. Bit by bit mar jayega saala. 






Raaaaaaaabert, ise thodi shamepain pila do. 
Pehle Shame se fir Pain se mar jayega






Mona Darrrling, tum Toni ke saath ghumna band karo. 
Nahee to bahut MonaToni ho jayegi. 







Maikal : Boss, yeh admi to kuchh bol hi nahi raha hai. Kya kare ? 
Ajit : Ise Revolving chair mein daal do. Pata to chale ke chakkar kya hai.









Robert : Boss, humne ek CID ko pakad liya hai. 
Ajit : Ise marke Police Station ke samne daal do. Aur uske badan par ek sui chubha do. 
Robert : Par sui kyon, Boss ? 
Ajit : Bewakoof! Pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai. 







Robert : Boss, mission par kaise jaoon, mujhe Headek ho raha hai. 
Ajit : Abe, head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega










Ajit pointing towards the prisoner says to Robert: 
"Rabart isko duster se mar dalo, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega".














mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...? 
Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do 

robert-per kyon boss? 
ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga.











Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do. 
Robert: Kyon boss? 
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena








Mikaal to Ajit: Boss Robert he ghar twins paida hue hain, usne kaha hai ki boss se pucch kar inke naam rakh do. 

Ajit: Mikaal, Robert se kaho ek ka naam peter rakh de or dusre ka repeater !










Ajit calls Robert and Julia in the presence of the rest of the gang members all around. 

Ajit: Robert !!!! Apne kapde utaaro..... 
Robert: Nahin boss mujhe sharam aati hai..... 
Ajit: Kapde nahin utaare toh tumhe duniya se utaar diya jaayega..... Robert hesitatingly takes off all the clothes and stands 

Ajit: Julia !!!! Tum bhi kapde utaaro warna tumhe goli maar doonga..... Juila fearing the worst takes off all the clothes and stands among other gang members. 

Ajit: Robert aur Julia ab tum dono ek doosre ke kareeb aao..... Both hesitatingly come closer. 

Ajit: Ab itne kareeb aao ke tum dono ke beech mein koi distance na rahe..... Both Julia and Robert embrace each other tightly(both are nude) 

Ajit (Laughing loudly...ha ha ):Bahut dino se tamanna thi ki Julia Roberts ko nude dekhoon !!!





Robert: Boss, ye laDki ne hamari saab bate sun li. Is laDki ka kya kiya jaye? 
Ajit: Robert, ees lAdki ko maar do, aur iski choli par do traps laga do. 

Robert: vo kyo^n boss? 
Ajit: Bevakuf, jub police ko laDki ki laash milegi to police samje gi ke laDki 
booby trap ho kar mar gayi!! 

Translation for Hindi-challenged people 

Robert: Boss, what should we do with this girl, she knows all our secrets. 
Ajit: Kill her and put some traps on her blouse. 
Robert: Why Boss? 
Ajit: Stupid you, so when the police finds her body, they will think that the 
girl died because she was booby trapped . 




 

